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Posted by cotojo on March 26, 2008

My sweet and dear friend Max from MAX very kindly inflicted me with the ‘If I Were’ meme.   This seems to be a great follow on from an earlier meme ‘I Am…’.

Now after much confusion thinking I have got the answers……I think LOL 

Now you should know by now that I add my own little twist to these outrageous wonderful tags

If I were a month I’d beSeptober, that’s a month yes? Oh well, it is now 🙂
If I were a number I’d be…Soooo long you would never figure it out
If I were a planet I’d be…Off this one 🙂
If I were a direction I’d be…Slightly left to the right of center
If I were furniture I’d be…A bed…any ladies care to join me?
If I were a liquid I’d be…Coffee…..I need my caffeine intravenously hehehe
If I were a sin I’d be…Sloth most definitely LOL
If I were a gem/stone I’d be…Priceless
If I were a metal I’d be…Worth a fortune hehehe
If I were a tree I’d be…Very old
If I were a fruit I’d be…Soft and mouldy
If I were a flower I’d be…Blooming marvelous
If I were weather I’d be….hot, hot, hot hahahaha
If I were a music instrument I’d be…Playing the blues
If I were an element I’d be…Fire, keeps me hot, hot, hot
If I were a colour I’d be…A rainbow of color
If I were an animal I’d be…Barking mad…..maybe I got it right  🙂
If I were a sound I’d be…A whisper in your ear
If I were a lyric I’d be… ‘They’re Coming To Take Me Away HaHa’ by Spike Milligan
If I were a song I’d be… See above 😀
If I were a music type I’d be…Pop as in ‘popular’
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be…All over you hahaha
If I were a feeling I’d be…mmmmmmmm
If I were a book I’d be…One you couldn’t put down
If I were food I’d be…Hot n spicy
If I were a city I’d be…The Lost City
If I were a taste I’d be…Delicate LOL
If I were a scent I’d be…Heavenly
If I were a word I’d be…Complicated hehehe
If I were a verb I’d be…Intransitive
If I were an object I’d be…In your pocket hahaha
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be…On someone else
If I were a body part I’d be…Without my marbles
If I were an facial expression I’d be…Happy if I found my marbles
If I were a cartoon character I’d be…hey…Superman, he wears his pants on the outside
If I were a movie I’d be…Absolutely Fabulous 😀
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be…An equiangular polygon
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be…Only one! Oh come on, I’m all four 😆
If I were a sentence I’d be… Well, the judge said it was a long one……some rubbish about the safety of others LOL

I would like to tag the following victims nice people:

Tammy, Hanna, Catsy, Linda, Bluedreamer, Lena 

As always, there is no pressure and participation is your choice.

Anyone else who would like to participate, please feel free to do so, just leave a comment please 😀

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