My sweet friend Tammy of Mom Knows Everything tagged me with this lovely 50 question grilling…she assures me it is only because she loves me really!
1. Last person you had a deep and meaningful convo with? Deep and meaningful? Stretch the imagination why don’t you!
2. Where was the last place you went? To the bathroom, you want details?
3. If you could be with your first love, would you? I am……..ME LOL
4. Yippeeeeeee someone screwed up! There is no #4
5. Who was your first crush? Banana Crush! Was very nice too.
6. What was the last thing you highlighted? The fairy on the Christmas tree, don’t think she was too happy though!
7. Who is the last baby that you held? Do you really think they would let me hold a baby?
8. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? No, but I know the triplets ‘Me,Myself and I’ will that do? Oh good!
9. Are you ticklish? Why? Have you got a tickling stick?
10. Have you ever worn a crown? No, but I have a Halo that is throttling me.
11. Last time you saw fireworks? When I banged my head, or was that stars?
12. Who is the last person you hugged? Myself as they put the straightjacket on.
13. Do you have a black dog? No but I have a dead mouse, will that do?
14. Do you have a little black dress? Oh yes, don’t all men!
15. What are you wearing right now? See 14 hahahaha
16. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? The talking clock, does that count? Oh good.
17. Do you like coffee? Now listen, it’s 2 mugs before I even prise my eyelids apart…then it’s an intravenous infusion so what do you think?
18. Are you missing someone? Only door to door salesmen with my catapult.
19. Reason behind why you last cried? See 18
20. How much cash do you have on you? Hey c’mon, they don’t let me have cash AND coffee!
25. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? I haven’t starred in any so I guess that’s none, zero..zilch…
26. What would you choose, a million bucks or to be able to change a regret? Who would want a horse that bucks a million times? Regrets? yeah…they’re coming to take me away hahaha.
27. What’s on your mind right now? Now you think I’m psychic too?
28. Do you have a deep dark secret? Yes, see 14 LOL
29. Do you wish you were with someone right now? Me, myself & I, what more could I want?
30. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? The one we BBQ’d…was tough though.
31. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? The only ground I get is in the coffee, tastes like mud too.
32. What was your childhood nickname? I have a childhood coming? Wow I’m just sooooooo excited.
33. Do you have any strange phobias? No, but I have nightmares about memes.
34. Have you ever played naked twister? Now just a moment….if you’re male forget it…if you’re female I’ll give it a go if you’re offering and they take the straightjacket off.
36. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? See 32, I was born old and getting younger so I have these ‘fears’ to come.
38. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? Gazillions and there just isn’t enough room here to list them all.
39. Do you crack your knuckles? Only when the catapult misses and I have to resort to other means!
40. What’s one thing that can always be found in your refrigerator? Now you’re getting all technological on me aren’t you huh?
41. What color are your bed sheets? Does old newspaper count? In that case it’s black and white!
42. How many kids do you plan on having? Goats have kids and I’m not a goat….stupid bloody question!
43. What did you do today? Why? Who wants to know?
44. How would you like to die? I haven’t planned my demise just yet so you will just have to wait! You got it all planned or what?
45. Have you ever been in love? I thought this was a grilling not Love Story!
46. When is the last time you went out of the state (province)? Do you really think they would let me loose on so many
nice and wonderful unsuspecting people?
49. Do you judge people? No, but the judge said something about it being for my own safety and the general public.
50. Generally, in life, what makes you happy? Finishing the grilling……THE END!
I’m not going to tag anyone, however, if you succumb to the sudden, compelling urge to do this, just copy and paste the questions. Have fun and leave a comment 🙂