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The Innocent Humor of Children

Posted by cotojo on January 30, 2009

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups: ‘Please don’t give me this juice again’ she said ‘It makes my teeth cough.’

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what will happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His Dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and ‘flee’ out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’  Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’

HOLLY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Holly looked at her for a while and then asked: ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget. This particular Sunday sermon ‘Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without you, we are but dust.’  He would have continued but at that moment the Mom’s very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’

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8 Responses to “The Innocent Humor of Children”

  1. cotojo said

    Sue – Some of them are just classic and it’s good to start any day with a laugh.
    Getting back into blogging here and plenty of catching up to do, but other blog has now been completely moved so now it’s fingers crossed lol.
    Take care my dear friend and have a great week 🙂

  2. cotojo said

    Maunie – You’re getting to know me too well lol, but at least it’s a light-hearted look at life 🙂
    Hope you are well,
    Take care my dear friend and have a wonderful week,

  3. cotojo said

    Tammy – Can only agree sweetie, kids can be so funny at times even in pure innocence 🙂
    Take care and have a great week,

  4. cotojo said

    RennyBA – Humor is an essential ingredient for all of us and I’m sure that one day it will get me into trouble 😆
    I did have a good weekend as i had my daughter staying which was very pleasant.
    Take care my friend and have a wonderful week,

  5. Sueblimely said

    Thanks Colin, some of these I have heard before but they are classic and do not fail to raise a smile. A good way to start the morning. Pleased to see you back here blogging again too.

  6. you are the funniest but corniest joke teller but I have to admit I loved each one.

  7. Tammy said

    Hahaha! Kids are hilarious…maybe that’s why we have them. ;o)
    Have a great weekend!

  8. RennyBA said

    Innocent, but also great – thanks for sharing and for good laughs!

    Wishing you a great end to your week 🙂

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