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Tickle Me Elmo!

Posted by cotojo on January 23, 2009

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo’s all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo’s She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo’s legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

‘I’m sorry,’ he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, ‘but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday… ‘

‘Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.’

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12 Responses to “Tickle Me Elmo!”

  1. cotojo said

    RennyBA – Humor is an essential part of life and we all need a good laugh now and then 😆
    Hope that you are having a great week my dear friend,
    Colin

  2. RennyBA said

    Thanks for a good laugh dear blog friend!

    Wishing you a great week 🙂

  3. cotojo said

    Dennis – Poor little Elmo wouldn’t want to get banned from Wal-Mart, that would never do 🙂
    All the best
    Colin

  4. cotojo said

    Maun – I’m saying nothing hahaha…..I’ll only get into more trouble 🙂
    Take care my dear friend,
    Colin

  5. cotojo said

    Tammy – Me? Bad?
    Now you should know better than that lol
    Have a wonderful day,
    Hugs
    Colin

  6. *SNORT* That’s a good one! And it would get Elmo banned from Wal-Mart too!

  7. Wow Colin….how cute…she should take her kit with her…cuz so many men are lacking er…marbles.

  8. tammyandjohn said

    Bwahahahaha! OMG your bad! ;o)

  9. cotojo said

    Davis – Yeah I know, but if it raises a smile then it’s worth it 🙂
    Have a great day,
    Regards,
    Colin

  10. cotojo said

    sandy – Many thanks for your visit and kind comment 🙂
    We all need a little humor to keep us going, even though sometimes I get a little too close!
    Have a wonderful day,
    Best wishes,
    Colin

  11. Davis said

    groooooaaaaannnnn! but funny

  12. sandysays1 said

    Good one! A good example of truth being in the ear of the beholder. visit me at http://www.SandySays1.wordpress.com

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