Kid Versus Cop
Posted by cotojo on July 7, 2008
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
“Nice bike” the cop said, “did Santa bring it to you?”
“Yep” replied the little boy, “he sure did!”
The cop looked at the bike and then handed the boy a $20 ticket and said: “Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.”
A little upset at getting a ticket the little boy decided to go along with the cop and said: “Nice horse you got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?”
“Yes, he sure did” replied the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said: “Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.”