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Kid Versus Cop

Posted by cotojo on July 7, 2008

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

“Nice bike” the cop said, “did Santa bring it to you?”

“Yep” replied the little boy, “he sure did!”

The cop looked at the bike and then handed the boy a $20 ticket and said: “Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.”

A little upset at getting a ticket the little boy decided to go along with the cop and said: “Nice horse you got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?”

“Yes, he sure did” replied the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said: “Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.”

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6 Responses to “Kid Versus Cop”

  1. cotojo said

    Lisa – I know …..I’m BAD 😆
    I’m ok, just doing battle with neck and shoulders and trying to catch up as and when I can 😦
    Take care and have a great day my dear friend,
    Hugs,
    Colin

  2. cotojo said

    Kim – Definitely touche 😆
    Shoulders etc still not good, now awaiting further treatment and tests!
    Take care my dear friend, 🙂
    Colin xxx

  3. Sophiagurl said

    OMG! LOL, attah kid! How have you been my friend? I hope you’re doing okay. Happy weekend.

  4. ROFL Colin…. touche to the cop !!!
    I hope your shoulders and health are improving…
    take care..
    xxx Kim

  5. cotojo said

    Tammy – Me bad? As if 😆
    Have a great week sweetie,
    *Hugs*
    Colin

  6. Tammy said

    OMG you are so bad! LOL

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