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Fruits of the Forest

Posted by cotojo on June 17, 2008

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.

The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.

So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king: “I brought ten apples.”

The king then explained the trial to him: “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you’ll be eaten.”

The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries.

When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.

The first one asked: “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?”

The second one replied: “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”

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11 Responses to “Fruits of the Forest”

  1. cotojo said

    beblogger – Thanks for passing by and for the tag! I will do it early next week if that’s ok 😆
    Will exchange links with you so will add you to Blogroll shortly,
    Have agreat weekend,
    Take care,
    Colin

  2. cotojo said

    Michelle Dawn – I know….I’m bad 😆
    But why not, if it makes people laugh then all the better 🙂
    Take care my dear friend and have a great weekend,
    Colin

  3. cotojo said

    Maunie – Hmmmm…mango’s too huh? How about some coconuts and watermelons just for good measure hahaha
    Take care my dear friend and have a great weekend 🙂
    *Hugs*
    Colin

  4. cotojo said

    Tammy – Never mind ‘Ewwwwwwww!!!’…..it’s funny anyway hahaha.
    Take care sweetie and have a great weekend,
    *Hugs*
    Colin

  5. cotojo said

    Sandee – Now what would life be like without a little humor 😆
    It will get me into trouble one day hahaha.
    Have a wonderful weekend sweetie,
    Big hugs and lots of lovies to you too,
    Colin

  6. beblogger said

    hi! tagged you at http://bloggerscabin.blogspot.com/2008/06/slamma-tag.html

    hope i may be tagged as well. thanks! 😉

  7. beblogger said

    hi! bloghopping here. hope i can have exlinks with you. tc!

  8. LOL LOL LOL! THat was too funny

  9. Hummm cannibals in the forest…where would they find apples and berries in the forrest…and then pineapples…come
    on Colin…you know that’s not possible..but it’s a cute joke anyway…it should be a jungle…but still no apples..how about mango’s? Oh gee…now I am getting confused myself.

  10. Tammy said

    Ewwwwwww!!! Dude funny, but ewwww at the same time. LOL!

  11. Bwahahahahahaha. I think I would have laughed too. Good one sweetie. Have a great day. Big hug and lotsa lovies. 🙂

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