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Assassin Required

Posted by cotojo on June 9, 2008

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!”

The man said: “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”

The agent said: “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.

All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes.

He said: “I tried, but I cant kill my wife.”

The agent said: “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another.

Then the agents heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said: “This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

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8 Responses to “Assassin Required”

  1. cotojo said

    Kim – Thank you my dear friend 😆
    I’m sure there will be many more to come in the future and with so many supportive friends in the blogosphere it is sure to be fun too 🙂
    Have a great day and weekend ahead,

  2. cotojo said

    Chuck – Glad you liked it sweetie 😆
    good to see you back again 🙂
    Take care and have a great day and weekend ahead,
    *hugs n smoochies*

  3. cotojo said

    Sandee – It’s one for the ladies for a change hahaha, I get less flak that way 😆
    Have a great day and weekend ahead,
    Big Hugs sweetie,

  4. cotojo said

    Tammy – What do you mean ‘what’s the punch line’…smartass hahaha
    Hope you are well and have a good day sweetie,
    Take care,

  5. chuck said

    p.s. we just had our blogoversaries!! How odd 😕

  6. chuck said

    hehehe This is a good one my friend! Very clever. Thx for the giggle. Hope you’re doing well. *lovies*

  7. Bwahahahahahaha. Now that is rich. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day Colin. Big hug sweetie. 🙂

  8. Tammy said

    Yeah… what’s the punch line?


    I hope you had a good weekend sweetie!

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