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Golf and Three Wishes

Posted by cotojo on June 6, 2008

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don’t knock out any windows. It will cost us a fortune to fix.”

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, “I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, lets go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost.”

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, “Come on in.” They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, “Are you the people that broke my window?”

“Uh, yeah, sorry about that.” the husband replied.

“No, actually I want to thank you. I’m a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You have released me. I am allowed to grant three wishes- I will give you each one wish, and I will keep the last one for myself.”

“OK, great!” the husband said. “I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.” “No problem-its the least I could do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said, looking at the wife.

“I want a house in every country of the world,” she said.

“Consider it done.” the genie replied.

“And what is your wish, genie?” the husband said.

“Well, since I have been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife.”

The husband looks at the wife and said, “Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don’t care.” The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, “How old is your husband, anyway?”

“35.” she replied.

“And he still believes in genies? Thats amazing.”

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6 Responses to “Golf and Three Wishes”

  1. cotojo said

    Maunie – Glad you enjoyed it 😆
    I’m okay sweetie, slowly on the road to recovery again lol, and my physio is a strong believer in ‘No pain, No gain’ – trained by the devil himself 🙂
    Take care princess and have a good weekend,
    Hugs
    Colin

  2. That was so funny………how are you dear friend..hope all is well with you………maun

  3. cotojo said

    Sandee – Thank you sweetie 🙂
    Have a wonderful weekend my dear friend,
    Big hugs,
    Colin

  4. cotojo said

    Tammy – We all need a little humor now and then don’t we 😆
    Take care sweetie and have a great weekend,
    Hugs
    Colin

  5. Bwahahahahahaha. That was a good one Colin. Have a great day and weekend. 🙂

  6. Tammy said

    Hahahahaha!!!! That was pretty good!

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