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Questions To Think About

Posted by cotojo on May 9, 2008

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say “Hi, my names Bob. I’m an alcoholic?”

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitzu would you get a Bullsh*t?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp that no one would eat?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out?”

What do people in China call their good plates?

If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They’re both dogs.

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap so why doesnt he buy his dinner?

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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14 Responses to “Questions To Think About”

  1. VeganGirl said

    This is very good stuff. I laughed.

  2. cotojo said

    Liara – I quite agree, some questions have no answers and will always remain a mystery, but this was also written as a little wry humor.
    Have a wonderful day,
    Colin

  3. Some questions are meant to be asked and not answered. To answer every mystery would take some spice out of life. Reflection is a meaningful experience in and of itself.

  4. Hmmm. WHY IS THERE a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer??????? Maybe they figure we’ll be spending more time inside the fridge browsing for fresh foods to eat versus frozen??? Just a thought.

    Got your email response – so nice to have you back! Be blessed!

  5. cotojo said

    Exfatguy – Thank you for your visit and comment, I’m pleased that you enjoyed it 😆
    Have a great day,
    Colin

  6. exfatguy said

    somehow I find it hilarious. I truly enjoy reading it. You just make my day hahaha

  7. cotojo said

    Stacey – Thank you my dear friend, glad you liked the post and it’s great to be back too 😆
    Hugs to you, have a great day and take care,
    Colin

  8. cotojo said

    Lynn – I think I better say nothing or I will get into more trouble hahahaha.
    It’s a pleasure to add you as a friend too 🙂
    Take care and have a great day,
    Colin

  9. cotojo said

    Tammy – I’m not so sure that mascara will do much for me so I think I will give that one a miss hahahaha, it will ruin my image that’s for sure 😆
    Take care and have a great day,
    Hugs,
    Colin

  10. cotojo said

    Maunie – Thank you my dear friend 🙂
    Hey…I’m doing ok and taking things a little easy at the moment but will soon be back in full swing lol
    Take care and have a great day,
    Colin

  11. These are hysterical! Great post, Colin! It’s so good to have you back!! Hugs!

  12. Lynn said

    “Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?”

    Ha ha ha! This post is really funny especially this one ’cause i really can relate. Never thought of this actually until today. Ha ha ha!

    Anyways, thanks for the add friend. Tc.

  13. Tammy said

    I do not open my mouth when I put mascara on, and even if I do have you ever tried to put mascara on without poking an eye out. Not an easy thing to do.

    Come try it, I dare ya. hehehe

  14. good ones and something to ponder…some I have wondered about myself…hope your doing well Colin..we all care about you…so please take it easy..

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