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Upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to GirlfriendPlus 1.0

Posted by cotojo on March 27, 2008

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee 1.0).

Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0, and it’s a memory hogger! It has taken all his space, and Wife 1.0 must be running before he can do anything.

Although he didn’t ask for them, Wife 1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.

These too slow down the system and cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer.

Some features I’d like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend 4.0:

1. A ‘Don’t remind me again’ button.

2. Minimize button.

3. Shutdown feature – An install shield feature so that Girlfriend 4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don’t lose cache and other objects).

I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed, they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted.

Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1.0, but it didn’t have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.

Another thing that sucks – in all versions of Girlfriend that I’ve used is that it is totally “object orientated” and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

Bug warning
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug.

If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself.

Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.

Related Post:
Upgrade from Boyfriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0

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15 Responses to “Upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to GirlfriendPlus 1.0”

  1. cotojo said

    Max – I like this one too sweetheart, but no I can’t take credit for this as it is someone elses work, but I don’t know who!
    I’ll pop over and search for the ‘Make a wish’…I know it will be buried there somewhere LOL
    Have a great week darling,
    *Hugs* to you,

  2. By the way, have I told you already that I have completed the meme you tagged me for “Making a wish”? You can find it in the archive…

    Big Smile

  3. Colin,

    LOL LOL LOL LOL….this was a good one! I particularly liked the plug-ins: mother-in-law and brother-in-law lol *nodding*!

    Were you the author of this?


  4. cotojo said

    Stacey – Thank you my dear friend 🙂
    One day I will get into hot water 😆
    Have a great day,
    Take care,

  5. LOL! Another good one, Colin! 🙂

  6. cotojo said

    Tammy – Sounds like I’m gonna be in BIG twubble again hehehehe
    Hope you’re feeling better babe, take it easy,

  7. Tammy said

    So you’re upgrading to a new girlfriend are you? hmmmm….

    Some girl is seriously gonna kick your butt one day. LOL

    You’re hilarious!

  8. cotojo said

    Maryt – hehehehe…I’m just BAD 😆
    Ther is one about Upgrade from Boyfriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 😀
    Take care my dear friend and have a good day,

  9. maryt said

    Colin, you cracked me up! Excellent and so very funny! I betcha there’s one out there about Boyfriend 6.0 and Husband 3.1.1 😀

  10. cotojo said

    Misty – I know…..I cruisin’ for a bruisin’ hahahaha
    One day I am sure to get into sooo much trouble 😆
    Take care my friend and enjoy your day,

  11. Misty Dawn said

    bwahahahahahaha – very funny!

  12. cotojo said

    Sandee – Ah..the secrets are out hahahaha…now I just wait for the fallout LOL
    Take care sweetie and have a great day 😀

  13. cotojo said

    Miss MP – I am pleased to hear that your CPU and memory banks are somewhat overloaded 😆
    Now, as for the gold contact upgrade….at the risk of getting into trouble I think I’ll keep quiet hahaha
    Take care Debbie and have a great day,

  14. Exactly Colin…This is exactly how it works. Bwahahahahaha. Have a great day sweetie. 🙂

  15. My Comedy Post Unit (CPU) and memory banks are overloaded with laughter! 🙂

    My I/O port needs a gold contact upgrade before reading Boyfriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0! 😉

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