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If I Were…..Tag

Posted by cotojo on March 26, 2008

My sweet and dear friend Max from MAX very kindly inflicted me with the ‘If I Were’ meme.   This seems to be a great follow on from an earlier meme ‘I Am…’.

Now after much confusion thinking I have got the answers……I think LOL 

Now you should know by now that I add my own little twist to these outrageous wonderful tags

If I were a month I’d beSeptober, that’s a month yes? Oh well, it is now 🙂
If I were a number I’d be…Soooo long you would never figure it out
If I were a planet I’d be…Off this one 🙂
If I were a direction I’d be…Slightly left to the right of center
If I were furniture I’d be…A bed…any ladies care to join me?
If I were a liquid I’d be…Coffee…..I need my caffeine intravenously hehehe
If I were a sin I’d be…Sloth most definitely LOL
If I were a gem/stone I’d be…Priceless
If I were a metal I’d be…Worth a fortune hehehe
If I were a tree I’d be…Very old
If I were a fruit I’d be…Soft and mouldy
If I were a flower I’d be…Blooming marvelous
If I were weather I’d be….hot, hot, hot hahahaha
If I were a music instrument I’d be…Playing the blues
If I were an element I’d be…Fire, keeps me hot, hot, hot
If I were a colour I’d be…A rainbow of color
If I were an animal I’d be…Barking mad…..maybe I got it right  🙂
If I were a sound I’d be…A whisper in your ear
If I were a lyric I’d be… ‘They’re Coming To Take Me Away HaHa’ by Spike Milligan
If I were a song I’d be… See above 😀
If I were a music type I’d be…Pop as in ‘popular’
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be…All over you hahaha
If I were a feeling I’d be…mmmmmmmm
If I were a book I’d be…One you couldn’t put down
If I were food I’d be…Hot n spicy
If I were a city I’d be…The Lost City
If I were a taste I’d be…Delicate LOL
If I were a scent I’d be…Heavenly
If I were a word I’d be…Complicated hehehe
If I were a verb I’d be…Intransitive
If I were an object I’d be…In your pocket hahaha
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be…On someone else
If I were a body part I’d be…Without my marbles
If I were an facial expression I’d be…Happy if I found my marbles
If I were a cartoon character I’d be…hey…Superman, he wears his pants on the outside
If I were a movie I’d be…Absolutely Fabulous 😀
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be…An equiangular polygon
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be…Only one! Oh come on, I’m all four 😆
If I were a sentence I’d be… Well, the judge said it was a long one……some rubbish about the safety of others LOL

I would like to tag the following victims nice people:

Tammy, Hanna, Catsy, Linda, Bluedreamer, Lena 

As always, there is no pressure and participation is your choice.

Anyone else who would like to participate, please feel free to do so, just leave a comment please 😀

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24 Responses to “If I Were…..Tag”

  1. cotojo said

    Misty – Only forever? It took me longer hahaha
    It’s certainly not as straightforward as it first appears 🙂
    Take care my friend,
    Have a great day,

  2. Misty Dawn said

    I did this meme (Tammy Tagged me) too… it took forever!

  3. cotojo said

    Milton – Hi buddy, you’re most welcome 🙂
    It’s up to you how you do it though….I just tend to twist them my way 😆
    Have a great day,

  4. wow thanks for tyhis wonderful tags colin

  5. cotojo said

    Max – LOL sweetheart…one day my sense of humour will get me into deep trouble hahahaha, but it usually raises a few laughs 😆
    I’m just BAD 😀
    Take care darling and have a great evening,



    This was absolutely charming; I loved it!!! 😀
    And it made me laught too, you are amazing, and thanks for having participated :D!
    Love your sense of humour!


  7. cotojo said

    Lena – Thank you my sweet friend, that’s great 😀
    I will add you to the taggees 🙂
    Take care and have a great day,

  8. lena said

    i will take this one 😀
    will let you know when i m done!!

  9. cotojo said

    Tammy – It was a statement huh?
    I’ll have to drag myself over and have a look 😀
    Take care and hope you’re feeling better.

  10. Tammy said

    All done! I know I’m good aren’t I? Actually that wasn’t really a question, More of a statement. LOL

    Hugs, Tammy

  11. cotojo said

    Misty – I get tagged an awful lot and keep trying to catch up on the backlog LOL
    I don’t know about being irresitible but my sense of humor works wonders 😆
    Have a great day my friend,
    Take care,

  12. Misty Dawn said

    You get tagged a lot don’t ya? It must be because you are completely irresistible, right? (and the fact that you have an awesome sense of humor helps too)

  13. cotojo said

    Lynda – Thank you my dear friend 😀
    I think I may just leave readers a little perplexed but I choose my words carefully hahahaha.
    Have a wonderful day,
    Take care,

  14. Ha, ha, Colin–being an intransitive verb makes you pretty mysterious!

    I’m adding this site to my blog roll!

    Lynda 🙂

  15. cotojo said

    Tammy – Not even a snicker? Huh! hahahaha
    Hope you feel better soon babe, and there’s no rush to do this K?
    Take care,

  16. Tammy said

    I am not saying anything…nope, not even a snicker, well maybe a snicker. LOL I’ll do this one when I’m feeling better babe k.


  17. cotojo said

    Mary Ann – As you know I’m just a babe in arms hahahaha, and BAD with it 😆
    *Hugs* my dear friend,

  18. Mary Ann said

    “If” meaning IF you were old. I know that you’re not a tree. lmbopimp!

  19. cotojo said

    Hanna – Ringrazio il mio dolce angelo
    Buon divertimento con essa 😆
    Baci & abbracci

  20. hanna said

    That’s funny… hahaha!
    Belle risposte!
    Now I grab this meme en route to Italy,
    Thx a million caro buddy!

  21. cotojo said

    Linda – You’re most welcome and I hope you have fun with it 😀
    Take care and have a great day

  22. croneandbearit said

    Hi Colin – Well thanks for the tag – it’s my first and I can’t wait to participate! I’ll copy it to my blog later today and let’s see how much fun I can have! Hugs, Linda from Crone and Bear It

  23. cotojo said

    Mary Ann – hahahaha….what do you mean ‘If? 😆
    I just have to add my little twist to these things LOL.
    Take care my dear friend and have a great day,

  24. Mary Ann said

    “If I were a tree I’d be…Very old”

    [enter maniacal laughter here]

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