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Bill Gates Can Choose Heaven or Hell

Posted by cotojo on March 20, 2008

Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God.  

God stood over Bill Gates and said, “Well Bill, I’m really confused on this one. It’s a tough decision; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows ’95 among other indiscretions. I believe I’ll do something I’ve never done before; I’ll let you decide where you want to go.”

Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and replied, “Could you briefly explain the difference between the two?”

Looking slightly puzzled, God said, “Better yet, why don’t I let you visit both places briefly, then you can make your decision. Which do you choose to see first, Heaven or Hell?”

Bill played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back at God and said, “I think I’ll try Hell first.”

So, with a flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.

When he materialized in Hell, Bill looked around. It was a beautiful and clean place, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear skies, pristine water, and beautiful women frolicking about. A smile came across Bill’s face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air. “This is great,” he thought, “if this is Hell, I can’t wait to see heaven.”

Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high above the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and singing in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, Bill thought, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill looked up, cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled for God and Bill Gates was sent to Hell for eternity.

Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill Gates shackled to a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire, being burned and tortured by demons.

“So, how is everything going?” God asked.

Bill responded with a crackling voice filled with anguish and disappointment, “This is awful! It’s nothing like the Hell I visited the first time!! I can’t believe this is happening! What happened to the other place….with the beaches and the mountains and the beautiful women?

“That was the demo,” replied God.

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16 Responses to “Bill Gates Can Choose Heaven or Hell”

  1. cotojo said

    Randiss – Thank you for your visit and comment 🙂
    Glad you enjoyed it,
    Have a great day,
    Take care,

  2. halu. hahaa..funny post. lol..

  3. cotojo said

    Sham – Thank you for your visit and comment 🙂
    I’m pleased that you had a laugh…sometimes it is just what we all need 😀
    Have a great day and week ahead,

  4. cotojo said

    Max – I’m good sweetheart and hope you are too 🙂
    It’s great to have a bit of fun at Bill Gate’s expense hahaha….look at the problems he has created with his software and OS’s!!
    My sense of humor will land me in hot water one day LOL.
    Take care my dear amiga,

  5. I need a laugh this morning and your post was right on the mark!
    Very entertaining.


    Hey Colin!

    How are you, darling :D?
    Now this is what I call a good joke LOL LOL LOL…Love it?
    Did you make it up yourself? It is very good, indeed!


  7. cotojo said

    Hazel – Thank you for your visit and very kind comment 🙂
    Have a wonderful day,

  8. HAzel said

    hi, first time here. U have a nice blog. great post!

  9. cotojo said

    Angelbaby – Computers and jokes seem to go together well don’t you thing 😆
    Have a very Happy Easter my dear friend,
    Love, Hugs and Blessings,

  10. cotojo said

    Lisa – Have you been hiding again hahaha
    Busy days catch us out don’t they LOL
    Hope that you have had a good weekend and that your week ahead is not too frantic 😀
    Take care my dear friend,
    God Bless,
    Hugs to you,

  11. Angelbaby said

    It sounds like some of the demo’s for computers, Hmmmmm maybe not. You are soooo funny. Thanks for the laugh.

    I just stopped by to wish you a very Happy Easter my dear friend.

    Love and Blessings,

  12. Sophiagurl said

    hey Mister, how are you doing? It’s been awhile ha. Hope you’re having a solemn Holy Week. Hehehe. But from the looks of things, I think you’re having a lot of fun. If you have time, check out pics from my family’s Nazareno (Jesus carrying the cross), it’s about a 150 years old.

    Miss you my friend, sorry i’ve been a bit busy and I guess you too. Have a great weekend ahead. God bless!

  13. cotojo said

    Sandee – LOL…I’m bad hahaha
    Glad you liked it 😆
    Have a great day yourself sweetie,

  14. Bwahahahahahaha. Now that’s funny Colin. Have a great day sweetie. 🙂

  15. cotojo said

    Tammy – Now what makes you think I like Bill Gates hahahaha.
    I’m just Bad 😀
    Take care Babe and have a great day,

  16. Tammy said

    hahahaha! You’re a funny guy!

    Take Care Babe,

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