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The 50 Questions Nightmare

Posted by cotojo on March 10, 2008

My sweet friend Tammy of Mom Knows Everything tagged me with this lovely 50 question grilling…she assures me it is only because she loves me really!

1. Last person you had a deep and meaningful convo with? Deep and meaningful? Stretch the imagination why don’t you!
2. Where was the last place you went?
To the bathroom, you want details?
3. If you could be with your first love, would you? I am……..ME LOL

4. Yippeeeeeee someone screwed up! There is no #4
5. Who was your first crush? Banana Crush! Was very nice too.
6. What was the last thing you highlighted? The fairy on the Christmas tree, don’t think she was too happy though!
7. Who is the last baby that you held? Do you really think they would let me hold a baby?

8. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? No, but I know the triplets ‘Me,Myself and I’ will that do? Oh good!
9. Are you ticklish? Why? Have you got  a tickling stick?
10. Have you ever worn a crown? No, but I have  a Halo that is throttling me.
11. Last time you saw fireworks? When I banged my head, or was that stars?
12. Who is the last person you hugged? Myself as they put the straightjacket on.
13. Do you have a black dog? No but I have  a dead mouse, will that do?
14. Do you have a little black dress? Oh yes, don’t all men!
15. What are you wearing right now? See 14 hahahaha
16. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? The talking clock, does that count? Oh good.
17. Do you like coffee?
Now listen, it’s 2 mugs before I even prise my eyelids apart…then it’s an intravenous infusion so what do you think?
18. Are you missing someone?
Only door to door salesmen with my catapult.
19. Reason behind why you last cried? See 18
20. How much cash do you have on you? Hey c’mon, they
don’t let me have cash AND coffee!
25. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
I haven’t starred in any so I guess that’s none, zero..zilch…
26. What would you choose, a million bucks or to be able to change a regret?
Who would want a horse that bucks a million times? Regrets? yeah…they’re coming to take me away hahaha.
27. What’s on your mind right now?
Now you think I’m psychic too?
28. Do you have a deep dark secret?
Yes, see 14 LOL
29. Do you wish you were with someone right now?
Me, myself & I, what more could I want?
30. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
The one we BBQ’d…was tough though.
31. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
The only ground I get is in the coffee, tastes like mud too.
32. What was your childhood nickname?
I have a childhood coming? Wow I’m just sooooooo excited.
33. Do you have any strange phobias? No, but I have nightmares about memes.
34. Have you ever played naked twister?
Now just a moment….if you’re male forget it…if you’re female I’ll give it a go if you’re offering and they take the straightjacket off.
36. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
See 32, I was born old and getting younger so I have these ‘fears’ to come.
38. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? Gazillions and there just isn’t enough room here to list them all.
39. Do you crack your knuckles?
Only when the catapult misses and I have to resort to other means!
40. What’s one thing that can always be found in your refrigerator?
Now you’re getting all technological on me aren’t you huh?
41. What color are your bed sheets? Does old newspaper count? In that case it’s black and white!

42. How many kids do you plan on having? Goats have kids and I’m not a goat….stupid bloody question!
43. What did you do today? Why? Who wants to know?
44. How would you like to die? I haven’t planned my demise just yet so you will just have to wait! You got it all planned or what?
45. Have you ever been in love? I thought this was a grilling not Love Story!
46. When is the last time you went out of the state (province)? Do you really think they would let me loose on so many nice and wonderful unsuspecting people?
49. Do you judge people? No, but the judge said something about it being for my own safety and the general public.
50. Generally, in life, what makes you happy? Finishing the grilling……THE END!

Happy Happy Happy

I’m not going to tag anyone, however, if you succumb to the sudden, compelling urge to do this, just copy and paste the questions. Have fun and leave a comment 🙂

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Everyday Kindness
Knowing Me, Knowing You
meme after meme after meme
About me meme
The 10 Question Interview

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13 Responses to “The 50 Questions Nightmare”

  1. […] The 50 Questions Nightmare […]

  2. cotojo said

    Milton – This one is a bundle of joy to do 😆
    I am seriously sooo far behing lol
    Take care buddy and have a great day,

  3. hello colin gheeeh i will take this tag and includes it on my second batch of tags to do by the way im done with your domino effect thanks

  4. cotojo said

    Maunie – Thank you my dear friend 🙂
    Am I ever serious? hmmmmm Yes I did The 10 Question Interview and that was one of the few that I did seriously 😆
    Take care and hope you are feeling better,

  5. too cute Colin…loved your answers…are you ever serious?

  6. cotojo said

    RennyBA – LOL, I think it more entertaining to add a slight twist to memes such as this 😀
    I think I might just forgo the black secret though hahahaha
    Have a great day my friend,

  7. RennyBA said

    Great questions and typical Colin answer 😆 Looking forward to see the post from you with pics of your black secret!

  8. cotojo said

    Chuck – Thank you sweetie, you’re far too kind LOL
    ‘Cute and sassy’ hahahaha, I could take these types of memes seriously, but it’s nice to have some fun and just change them a teeny weeny bit 😀
    *huggies and lovies* back at ya sweetie,

  9. cotojo said

    Tammy – I passed on the picture of me in a little black dress, it was just toooooooooo revealing hahahahaha
    Take care Babe, and got your emails 😀

  10. chuck said

    Your answers are so cute and sassy. You are cute and sassy! Love the penquin too *yippee*

    *huggies and lovies* friend.

    (and yeah, I’m gonna jump right on this here tag *ahem* hahaha)

  11. Tammy said

    I was hoping for a picture of you in the little black dress. hehehe! Thanks for doing the meme Babe! Gonna email you later about the evil gremlin in my computer. XOXO Tam

  12. cotojo said

    Lisa – That is NOT a tag hahahaha
    It’s good fun though and I like to twist them my way 😀
    It will get me into deep trouble one day LOL
    Take care my dear friend,
    Clink! Cheers!
    God Bless,

  13. Sophiagurl said

    Oh what a lovely tag! LOL! and I don’t envy you for the 50-questions! geez! But I do love you for always being a sport. Hahaha. You really are a stand-up comic my dear friend and here I was feeling blue (you know my Manic Mondays) and here you are with your hilarious post, geez! What more can I ask for?! Hahaha. Loved every bit of it my friend. Miss you and our round of drinks! God bless! =)

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