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Pearls of Wisdom

Posted by cotojo on November 8, 2007

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. 

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

Your friends love you anyway.

Smile - Tomorrow Will be Worse

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6 Responses to “Pearls of Wisdom”

  1. cotojo said

    Lisa – The last one is very true isn’t it 🙂

    The boots are fine lol, almost ready now 🙂

    Colin

  2. Sophiagurl said

    Haha loved all of them but the last one hits the spot. Haha, met people like that and it was really a revelation. Nice one friend =) How are the boots today? hehe.

  3. cotojo said

    Deborah – I think that one line has to be everyone’s favorite 🙂

    Colin

  4. Deborah said

    Hilarious Colin, haha! My personal fave … “There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

  5. cotojo said

    Kim – I wonder if the fine line between ‘hobby and mental illness’ covers blogging too lol

    Colin 🙂

  6. laketrees said

    LOL Colin …..some real pearls there…
    loved the fine line between hobby and mental illness….
    and the last one ….very very true…….

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