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Is Windows A Virus?

Posted by cotojo on November 2, 2007

With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users, people are beginning to ask themselves if windows is a virus.

In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and reached the following conclusion:

1) Viruses replicate quickly – Windows does this.

2) Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so – Windows does this.

3) Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk – Windows does this.

4) Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems – Windows does that too.

5) Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware – Same with Windows, yet again.

6) Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So there! Windows is not a virus.

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12 Responses to “Is Windows A Virus?”

  1. cotojo said

    Morgan – LOL, it sure makes you wonder though doesn’t it 🙂

    Colin

  2. cotojo said

    Jesse – I thing Windows has tried the patience of many over the years – myself included lol.

    I’m sure the little pig will be making more appearances 🙂

    Colin

  3. cotojo said

    Deborah – It was a good one lol and I thought the little piglet was a great way to finish it 🙂

    Colin

  4. morgan said

    Yikes…..lol this is funny and a bit frightening at the same time…… !

  5. jesse said

    Lol, a really funny one here Colin! I am certain that Windows is a virus, one of the worse ones, ha , its made me ill enough through the years!!
    Hey, my favourite and most evilly funny little Pig is back !! Grand 🙂

  6. Deborah said

    Bloody hilarious Colin! Especially the point after #6, haha! And there’s that scary piglet with the human teeth once more. Rather fitting, hehe.

  7. cotojo said

    Jackie – Vista is a different ball game altogether and like XP it has its faults 😦

    Come to think of it…..it’s Windows being Windows no matter what name they give it 🙂

    Thanks for adding Maddie search icon….let’s hope that something comes to light, it’s almost 6 months now 😦

    God Bless

    Colin

  8. cotojo said

    Bobo – Glad it made sense lol

    Have a great weekend 🙂

    Colin

  9. shinade said

    Well I don’t wonder at all after getting stuck with Vista. I say it is…LOL!! thanks for the update and the humor Colin. Oh yes I posted Maddie’s search Icon on my sidebar…who knows every little thing may help.
    God Bless you colin,
    Jackie

  10. Bobo said

    Very Funny! Thanks for helping us make sense of this. HAHA

  11. cotojo said

    Lisa – LOL so maybe it is 🙂

    Have a great weekend , God Bless

    Colin

  12. Sophiagurl said

    haha, thanks for letting us know the diff. Sometimes I wonder too=) God bless!

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