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Is Windows A Virus?

Posted by cotojo on November 2, 2007

With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users, people are beginning to ask themselves if windows is a virus.

In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and reached the following conclusion:

1) Viruses replicate quickly – Windows does this.

2) Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so – Windows does this.

3) Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk – Windows does this.

4) Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems – Windows does that too.

5) Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware – Same with Windows, yet again.

6) Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So there! Windows is not a virus.

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