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Murphy’s Other Laws

Posted by cotojo on August 27, 2007

Click the arrow below on right to play, it’s not what you think! 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is like……well, night.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule.  Anytime you have a 50 – 50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% chance you will get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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7 Responses to “Murphy’s Other Laws”

  1. cotojo said

    Sandy – I must confess I like this one: A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well 🙂

    Thanks for passing by.

    Colin

  2. Flashlight as case for dead batteries hit home after a recent power outage! Great list.

  3. laketrees said

    ROFL….Colin…..
    I have a feeling that it would be an aussie who would have a go at overtaking that many cars….
    and I know my shin bones are designed exclusively for tow bars on cars… 🙂

  4. cotojo said

    Michelle – Glad you liked it 🙂 and thank you for passing by, at least it raises a giggle lol

  5. MyMusings said

    Thanks so much for the afternoon guffaw!!! This one will definitely be making the rounds to all my friends.

  6. cotojo said

    Lisa – Thank you. Well, got to have some fun with music too hahaha 🙂

  7. Sophiagurl said

    LOL! that’s soooo good Colin. And I love the music too! hahaha.

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