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You Know You Are Old When…..

Posted by cotojo on July 12, 2007

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.
4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, “Did I wake you?”
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.
9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses).
10. You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
12. You have a party and the neighbours don’t even realize it.
13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
15. You sing along with the elevator music.
16. Your eyes won’t get much worse.
17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.
19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
21. You can’t remember where you read this.

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6 Responses to “You Know You Are Old When…..”

  1. cotojo said

    Kim – Thanks for stopping by, glad you had something to laugh at. We all need a bit of humour don’t we :o)

  2. laketrees said

    Excellent….I had a really good laugh when I read this !!!!
    You have some top reading on your site….
    regards Kim

  3. cotojo said

    Well there you go….lost cause hahaha

  4. Sophiagurl said

    you did? can’t seem to remember anything…hahaha!

  5. cotojo said

    Was that the same secret that I told you that you can’t remember lol :o)

  6. Sophiagurl said

    LOL! that was good. hahaha. My favorite one is, ” Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.” ~ that’s a sure sign! Still remember the secret I told you? =)haha! Bet you don’t. =)

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