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Have You Ever Wondered…

Posted by cotojo on July 9, 2007

Why does the sun lighten our hair,
but darken our skin?

Why can’t women put on mascara
with their mouths closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline
“Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting,
who tests it?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

You know that indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes?????
Why don’t they make the whole plane
out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments
when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?

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12 Responses to “Have You Ever Wondered…”

  1. cotojo said

    HB – Is that what it is hahaha

  2. dont ask why, it just is.. the law of physics. hehehe

  3. cotojo said

    Could be a very l…o…n…g wait hahaha :o)

  4. Sophiagurl said

    well, i’m willing to wait it out. hahaha! =)

  5. cotojo said

    Hey, be fair my friend…the impossible I can do at once, miracles take a little longer :o)

  6. Sophiagurl said

    somehow, i knew you’d say that=) haha!

  7. cotojo said

    Dream Catcher….Thank you my friend, glad you liked it :o)

  8. U r funny man!!! cool
    i didn’t knw u blog this also..:)

  9. cotojo said

    Of course it figures…I’m a man…….and you want answers? hahahaha

  10. Sophiagurl said

    haha figures!

  11. cotojo said

    I’m not so sure about answers lol :o)
    God Bless you too my friend.

  12. Sophiagurl said

    i love all of them! LOL. I often wondered about these hehe. any answers coming soon? =) God bless you my friend.

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