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Top Things That Sound Dirty But Aren’t

Posted by cotojo on July 6, 2007

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, AREN’T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box.

7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!

5. HMMMMM, I think it’s out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. It’s an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn’t:

1. It’s not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, AREN’T:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge

8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.

7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn’t:

1. Think you can get me off?

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN’T:

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter!

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn’t:

1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first

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6 Responses to “Top Things That Sound Dirty But Aren’t”

  1. cotojo said

    Thanks Speedcat, will be back to your blog too.

    Have a great week
    Colin

  2. Just read your blog and I really liked it…of “course”, I must admit to loving the golf humor best!!

    I will be back to this site, and thanks for stopping by mine. Your pal, Speedcat Ballwasher 🙂

  3. cotojo said

    Thanks stillwaters, glad you had a laugh and it’s good to have a bit of fun and laughter in our lives.
    Have a great week
    Colin

  4. Hello Colin. Thanks for sharing this. I had a good laugh. Will ask some friend-bloggers to stop by here, too..

  5. cotojo said

    Glad you liked it my friend, it brightens up some days lol, absolutely wicked hahahah :o)

  6. Sophiagurl said

    LOL, those are pretty “wicked” words indeed and very funny too! Office work could be like that sometimes. I loved this Colin =)

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