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A Prayer for the Stressed

Posted by cotojo on June 11, 2007

Grant Me The Serenity To Accept
Things I Cannot Change. The Courage
To Change The Things I Cannot Accept
And The Wisdom To Hide The Bodies Of
Those I Had To Kill Today Because They
Got On My Nerves, And Also Help Me To
Be Careful Of The Toes I Step On Today
As They May Be Connected To The Feet
I May Have To Kiss Tomorrow.
Help Me Always To Give 100% At Work.
 
12% On Monday

23% On Tuesday

40% On Wednesday

20% On Thursday

5% On Friday

And Help Me To Remember When I’m
Having A Bad Day And It Seems That
People Are Trying To Wind Me Up,
It Takes 42 Muscles To Frown,
28 To Smile…………………………….
And Only Four To Extend My Arm
And Smack Someone In The Mouth!!!

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4 Responses to “A Prayer for the Stressed”

  1. cotojo said

    Ivy – Thanks for comment and for visiting, glad you liked it :o)

    Colin

  2. ivy said

    this is absolutely hilarious. i will stick it in my corner at the office. hah!!!

  3. cotojo said

    Isn’t it just lol, but I like this one.

  4. Sophiagurl said

    very true!

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