If I Were…..Tag

My sweet and dear friend Max from MAX very kindly inflicted me with the ‘If I Were’ meme.   This seems to be a great follow on from an earlier meme ‘I Am…’.

Now after much confusion thinking I have got the answers……I think LOL 

Now you should know by now that I add my own little twist to these outrageous wonderful tags

If I were a month I’d be…Septober, that’s a month yes? Oh well, it is now
If I were a number I’d be…Soooo long you would never figure it out
If I were a planet I’d be…Off this one
If I were a direction I’d be…Slightly left to the right of center
If I were furniture I’d be…A bed…any ladies care to join me?
If I were a liquid I’d be…Coffee…..I need my caffeine intravenously hehehe
If I were a sin I’d be…Sloth most definitely LOL
If I were a gem/stone I’d be…Priceless
If I were a metal I’d be…Worth a fortune hehehe
If I were a tree I’d be…Very old
If I were a fruit I’d be…Soft and mouldy
If I were a flower I’d be…Blooming marvelous
If I were weather I’d be….hot, hot, hot hahahaha
If I were a music instrument I’d be…Playing the blues
If I were an element I’d be…Fire, keeps me hot, hot, hot
If I were a colour I’d be…A rainbow of color
If I were an animal I’d be…Barking mad…..maybe I got it right 
If I were a sound I’d be…A whisper in your ear
If I were a lyric I’d be… ‘They’re Coming To Take Me Away HaHa’ by Spike Milligan
If I were a song I’d be… See above
If I were a music type I’d be…Pop as in ‘popular’
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be…All over you hahaha
If I were a feeling I’d be…mmmmmmmm
If I were a book I’d be…One you couldn’t put down
If I were food I’d be…Hot n spicy
If I were a city I’d be…The Lost City
If I were a taste I’d be…Delicate LOL
If I were a scent I’d be…Heavenly
If I were a word I’d be…Complicated hehehe
If I were a verb I’d be…Intransitive
If I were an object I’d be…In your pocket hahaha
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be…On someone else
If I were a body part I’d be…Without my marbles
If I were an facial expression I’d be…Happy if I found my marbles
If I were a cartoon character I’d be…hey…Superman, he wears his pants on the outside
If I were a movie I’d be…Absolutely Fabulous
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be…An equiangular polygon
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be…Only one! Oh come on, I’m all four
If I were a sentence I’d be… Well, the judge said it was a long one……some rubbish about the safety of others LOL

I would like to tag the following victims nice people:

Tammy, Hanna, Catsy, Linda, Bluedreamer, Lena 

As always, there is no pressure and participation is your choice.

Anyone else who would like to participate, please feel free to do so, just leave a comment please

I Am…..

I got this tag from Francine of Le bric à brac de Cherie.  She’s  a  wonderful sweet friend who calls me ‘Big bro’ and I call her ‘Little sis’. Visit her blog, she’s great to know as are all my friends

Thanks little sis *muah*

Ok, here we go, with my twist in things LOL….it just wouldn’t be me otherwise would it

I AM… I am? I think, therefore I am? Maybe, and there again, maybe not! Are you confused? Good, and this is only the first question LOL

I WANT…to go to the dark side…..they have cookies

I HAVE… lost my marbles, I last heard that they were back home in the House of Marbles.

I WISH…all the time but no bugger is taking any notice.

I HATE…to do the ironing, a blow torch works wonders even on the most stubborn of creases.

I FEAR… finding my marbles among those hundreds and thousands of others!

I SEARCH…for my lost and lonely marbles

I WONDER…Wonder what? Why? I don’t know I just wonder why I wonder!

I REGRET… not inflicting myself upon you all sooner

I LOVE…cookies…they have them on the dark side

I ALWAYS…turn memes around with a slightly different perspective LOL

I AM NOT... abnormal….ask my shrink!

I DANCE…like a pole dancer in my little black dress - see here numbers 14, 15 and 28

I SING…like cats on a hot tin roof.

I CRY…when my catapult misses those darned door to door salesmen

I WRITE…because because because because…..they made me do it.

I WON… Wow, you get a serious answer here….Kim’s Christmas Competition  and have a beautiful portrait of my daughter.

I AM CONFUSED…when I open my eyes and it lasts until I go back to sleep.

I NEED…to find my marbles…..NOW!

I SHOULD… start reviewing my computer skills!

THE LAST THOUGHT I GO TO SLEEP WITH IS… OMG I’m blind, it’s gone dark and I can’t see anything.

I’m not going to tag any victims lovely bloggers in particular and if you wish to participate then please feel free and leave a comment please

What is in MY Pocket?

Eric, who can be found skulking around on a golf course somewhere or over at SpeedCatHollydale, has tagged me with ‘What’s in My Pocket’.

Unlike him, I don’t have enough to fill several large suitcases lol.

Eric wrote: it’s what’s on the inside that counts! is a tag from josey’s silly go lucky . josey does not capitalize (i don’t know why) so i won’t either on this post! the tag is to show your wallet / purse and what is inside. i do not carry a wallet. what is in my pocket is it!!! i carry no credit cards because i just shouldn’t. a com check will fix any problem that arises, and i always purchase with cash.

So….. what is in my pocket? oops, there was a capitalization - he hee!!

So…what’s in my pocket you may well ask….

As old Speedy has tagged just about everyone I won’t tag anyone with this, but if you want to do it then feel free, just leave a comment and link back please.