If I Were…..Tag

My sweet and dear friend Max from MAX very kindly inflicted me with the ‘If I Were’ meme.   This seems to be a great follow on from an earlier meme ‘I Am…’.

Now after much confusion thinking I have got the answers……I think LOL 

Now you should know by now that I add my own little twist to these outrageous wonderful tags

If I were a month I’d be…Septober, that’s a month yes? Oh well, it is now
If I were a number I’d be…Soooo long you would never figure it out
If I were a planet I’d be…Off this one
If I were a direction I’d be…Slightly left to the right of center
If I were furniture I’d be…A bed…any ladies care to join me?
If I were a liquid I’d be…Coffee…..I need my caffeine intravenously hehehe
If I were a sin I’d be…Sloth most definitely LOL
If I were a gem/stone I’d be…Priceless
If I were a metal I’d be…Worth a fortune hehehe
If I were a tree I’d be…Very old
If I were a fruit I’d be…Soft and mouldy
If I were a flower I’d be…Blooming marvelous
If I were weather I’d be….hot, hot, hot hahahaha
If I were a music instrument I’d be…Playing the blues
If I were an element I’d be…Fire, keeps me hot, hot, hot
If I were a colour I’d be…A rainbow of color
If I were an animal I’d be…Barking mad…..maybe I got it right 
If I were a sound I’d be…A whisper in your ear
If I were a lyric I’d be… ‘They’re Coming To Take Me Away HaHa’ by Spike Milligan
If I were a song I’d be… See above
If I were a music type I’d be…Pop as in ‘popular’
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be…All over you hahaha
If I were a feeling I’d be…mmmmmmmm
If I were a book I’d be…One you couldn’t put down
If I were food I’d be…Hot n spicy
If I were a city I’d be…The Lost City
If I were a taste I’d be…Delicate LOL
If I were a scent I’d be…Heavenly
If I were a word I’d be…Complicated hehehe
If I were a verb I’d be…Intransitive
If I were an object I’d be…In your pocket hahaha
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be…On someone else
If I were a body part I’d be…Without my marbles
If I were an facial expression I’d be…Happy if I found my marbles
If I were a cartoon character I’d be…hey…Superman, he wears his pants on the outside
If I were a movie I’d be…Absolutely Fabulous
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be…An equiangular polygon
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be…Only one! Oh come on, I’m all four
If I were a sentence I’d be… Well, the judge said it was a long one……some rubbish about the safety of others LOL

I would like to tag the following victims nice people:

Tammy, Hanna, Catsy, Linda, Bluedreamer, Lena 

As always, there is no pressure and participation is your choice.

Anyone else who would like to participate, please feel free to do so, just leave a comment please

I Am…..

I got this tag from Francine of Le bric à brac de Cherie.  She’s  a  wonderful sweet friend who calls me ‘Big bro’ and I call her ‘Little sis’. Visit her blog, she’s great to know as are all my friends

Thanks little sis *muah*

Ok, here we go, with my twist in things LOL….it just wouldn’t be me otherwise would it

I AM… I am? I think, therefore I am? Maybe, and there again, maybe not! Are you confused? Good, and this is only the first question LOL

I WANT…to go to the dark side…..they have cookies

I HAVE… lost my marbles, I last heard that they were back home in the House of Marbles.

I WISH…all the time but no bugger is taking any notice.

I HATE…to do the ironing, a blow torch works wonders even on the most stubborn of creases.

I FEAR… finding my marbles among those hundreds and thousands of others!

I SEARCH…for my lost and lonely marbles

I WONDER…Wonder what? Why? I don’t know I just wonder why I wonder!

I REGRET… not inflicting myself upon you all sooner

I LOVE…cookies…they have them on the dark side

I ALWAYS…turn memes around with a slightly different perspective LOL

I AM NOT... abnormal….ask my shrink!

I DANCE…like a pole dancer in my little black dress - see here numbers 14, 15 and 28

I SING…like cats on a hot tin roof.

I CRY…when my catapult misses those darned door to door salesmen

I WRITE…because because because because…..they made me do it.

I WON… Wow, you get a serious answer here….Kim’s Christmas Competition  and have a beautiful portrait of my daughter.

I AM CONFUSED…when I open my eyes and it lasts until I go back to sleep.

I NEED…to find my marbles…..NOW!

I SHOULD… start reviewing my computer skills!

THE LAST THOUGHT I GO TO SLEEP WITH IS… OMG I’m blind, it’s gone dark and I can’t see anything.

I’m not going to tag any victims lovely bloggers in particular and if you wish to participate then please feel free and leave a comment please

The 50 Questions Nightmare

My sweet friend Tammy of Mom Knows Everything tagged me with this lovely 50 question grilling…she assures me it is only because she loves me really!

1. Last person you had a deep and meaningful convo with? Deep and meaningful? Stretch the imagination why don’t you!
2. Where was the last place you went? To the bathroom, you want details?
3. If you could be with your first love, would you? I am……..ME LOL
4. Yippeeeeeee someone screwed up! There is no #4
5. Who was your first crush? Banana Crush! Was very nice too.
6. What was the last thing you highlighted? The fairy on the Christmas tree, don’t think she was too happy though!
7. Who is the last baby that you held? Do you really think they would let me hold a baby?
8. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? No, but I know the triplets ‘Me,Myself and I’ will that do? Oh good!
9. Are you ticklish? Why? Have you got  a tickling stick?
10. Have you ever worn a crown? No, but I have  a Halo that is throttling me.
11. Last time you saw fireworks? When I banged my head, or was that stars?
12. Who is the last person you hugged? Myself as they put the straightjacket on.
13. Do you have a black dog? No but I have  a dead mouse, will that do?
14. Do you have a little black dress? Oh yes, don’t all men!
15. What are you wearing right now? See 14 hahahaha
16. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? The talking clock, does that count? Oh good.
17. Do you like coffee? Now listen, it’s 2 mugs before I even prise my eyelids apart…then it’s an intravenous infusion so what do you think?
18. Are you missing someone? Only door to door salesmen with my catapult.
19. Reason behind why you last cried? See 18
20. How much cash do you have on you? Hey c’mon, they don’t let me have cash AND coffee!
25. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? I haven’t starred in any so I guess that’s none, zero..zilch…
26. What would you choose, a million bucks or to be able to change a regret? Who would want a horse that bucks a million times? Regrets? yeah…they’re coming to take me away hahaha.
27. What’s on your mind right now? Now you think I’m psychic too?
28. Do you have a deep dark secret? Yes, see 14 LOL
29. Do you wish you were with someone right now? Me, myself & I, what more could I want?
30. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? The one we BBQ’d…was tough though.
31. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? The only ground I get is in the coffee, tastes like mud too.
32. What was your childhood nickname? I have a childhood coming? Wow I’m just sooooooo excited.
33. Do you have any strange phobias? No, but I have nightmares about memes.
34. Have you ever played naked twister? Now just a moment….if you’re male forget it…if you’re female I’ll give it a go if you’re offering and they take the straightjacket off.
36. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? See 32, I was born old and getting younger so I have these ‘fears’ to come.
38. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? Gazillions and there just isn’t enough room here to list them all.
39. Do you crack your knuckles? Only when the catapult misses and I have to resort to other means!
40. What’s one thing that can always be found in your refrigerator? Now you’re getting all technological on me aren’t you huh?
41. What color are your bed sheets? Does old newspaper count? In that case it’s black and white!
42. How many kids do you plan on having? Goats have kids and I’m not a goat….stupid bloody question!
43. What did you do today? Why? Who wants to know?
44. How would you like to die? I haven’t planned my demise just yet so you will just have to wait! You got it all planned or what?
45. Have you ever been in love? I thought this was a grilling not Love Story!
46. When is the last time you went out of the state (province)? Do you really think they would let me loose on so many nice and wonderful unsuspecting people?
49. Do you judge people? No, but the judge said something about it being for my own safety and the general public.
50. Generally, in life, what makes you happy? Finishing the grilling……THE END!

I’m not going to tag anyone, however, if you succumb to the sudden, compelling urge to do this, just copy and paste the questions. Have fun and leave a comment

Related posts:
Everyday Kindness
Knowing Me, Knowing You
meme after meme after meme
About me meme
The 10 Question Interview

Five Hottest Blogs Meme

I have been tagged by my friend Milton from Bluedreamer 5  with the Top 5 Hottest Blogs……now for me this is going to be a real tough one as I know so many excellent bloggers.

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“TOP FIVE HOTTEST BLOG MEME”

RULES:

1. Simply choose five blogs you want to be included in your “top five list”.

2. Give a short line or explanation why you put them on your list.  One explanation for each  blog.

3. Now tag as many blogs as you want.You can also tag those blogs you have listed in your TOP FIVE….you can also put your own blog in your list if you want

4. For those who have been tagged, you can also vote for a blog that was been nominated already (besides,this is what this meme is intended for,to know how many bloggers will nominate your blog)

5. Submit you TOP FIVE HOTTEST BLOG ENTRY here .

Submitted blogs will be the only one to be included in the tally

6. Remember:Submissions of entries starts from MARCH 1 2008 to MARCH 25 2008 and top five hottest blog winners will be anounced on MARCH 29 2008

7. Enjoy listing your top five!!!

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Ok, so my top five ,and in no particular order I nominate the following excellent blogs and bloggers:

1 - Kim from Laketrees   Kim is an amazing artist with a very keen eye.  A blog about art and more and you are sure to find something to interest you.

2 - Sue from Blogging Sueblimely  Excellent advice for new bloggers, and some old hands too, with tutorials, advice and much more.

3 - RennyBA from RennyBA’s Terella  Read about Norway in a way that you will thoroughly enjoy, its culture, traditions, history, food and much more.

4  - Deborah from Life in the Fast Lane  Offbeat humor, weird news and what a superb blog, there is sure to be something that will amuse you.

5 - Hanna from Hanna’s Love, Poetry and Art  As the title suggests it is a blog about Love, poetry, art and much more.  Written in Italian there is a translate feature on the page too.

Anyone else wishing to participate, please feel free to do so and ensure that after posting go here and list your 5 nominations.

Mimi’s Message In a Bottle Meme

Sandee of Comedy Plus has tagged me for the Mimi’s Message In a Bottle Meme. Now I’m really afraid of that dungeon she has and have managed to escape for a short time, so I’m getting this tag done right now.

Here are the rules:

You are about to send a virtual Message In a Bottle across the Blog Ocean. Leave a message in the sand or on the bottle. Write anything you wish. Be a pirate or a poet. Serious or silly. Anonymous or not. What message would you like to send out to the universe?

Message In A Bottle Meme

1. Compose a message to place in your virtual bottle.
2. Right click and SAVE the blank graphic below.

3. Use a graphics program of your choice to place the message on the picture.
4. Post the Message In a Bottle meme and your creation on your blog along with these rules.
5. Tag a minimum of 5 bloggers - or your entire blogroll - to do the same. Notify them of the tag.

Your virtual bottle will remain afloat in the blogosphere ocean for all blogernity (That’s a Mimism for blog + eternity.)

So, if you are tagged by me, go over to Mimi’s and ADD your site to her Mr. Linky list and place your blog’s name and url in a comment HERE TO LET MIMI KNOW YOU’VE COMPLETED THE MEME. Mimi will add it to the master list of message bottles. Email mimiwrites2005 at yahoo.com if you have questions. Participation is optional. Just remember she has a dungeon….and some of you are STILL there from the Band Meme. Have fun!

This is mine:

My choice of victims bloggers is:

Chuck @ Foster Me Up
Hanna @ Love, Poetry & Art
Kim @ laketress
Catsy @ Catsy Carpe Diem
Lunes @Bijoux and Banter
Lolli @ So Cute Lovely Pixels
milton @ Bluedreamer Paradise