Happy Mothers Day To All Mothers

Happy Mothers Day to all Mothers celebrating today,

Have a wonderful time with your families.

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Questions To Think About

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say “Hi, my names Bob. I’m an alcoholic?”

If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitzu would you get a Bullsh*t?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp that no one would eat?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out?”

What do people in China call their good plates?

If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They’re both dogs.

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap so why doesnt he buy his dinner?

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Bad News - I’m Back

I would like to thank all of those that have left messages on MyBlogLog, comments here, which I will get through and emails that I have received, which I will respond to as soon as I can.

Thank you all for your support and kindness. As some of you know, I have a condition - Ankylosing Spondylitis - which affects my spine and many other joints, my shoulders in particular over the past 18 months or so. I had a major flare and needed treatment pretty quick, so I was admitted to hospital and sedated so that they could manipulate my right shoulder through its full range hoping to pop the muscle capsule below the shoulder blade back in to place.

This was not successful and they decided to keep me in so that they could fully monitor what was going on and also put me through some intensive physiotherapy and hydrotherapy, which I am sure they enjoyed as most were trained by the devil

I also have prolapsed discs in my lower back and neck, about which they can do nothing because of the AS which has encapsulated them with bone growing over the discs joining the vertebrae in the spine, and I am now waiting for further treatment on both of my shoulders……again!

Please bear with me as I get back to some sort of normality and catch up on posting.

I notice that my PR has gone back to 5 again, maybe I should take more time off hahaha

Related links:

AS Research
National Ankylosing Spondylitis Society
Ankylosing Spondylitis

My Daughters Portrait

As many of you know I won Kim from Laketrees Christmas Competition.  The prize was a portrait, and I chose my daughter, Laura, as the subject……..she’s younger than me and much prettier LOL

The portrait arrived here a few weeks ago when Laura was in Italy on a ski holiday with her school, and I had promised that I would wait until she was here for a weekend so that she could open it.

The weekend she was due here she was not well so it was delayed for another week.  Last Friday I picked her up and she stayed for the weekend.  The highlight of course, was opening the parcel!  So here are the photo’s taken as she unwrapped and saw her portrait for the first time, although she had seen it online, but this was different.

So here is a sequence of photo’s starting with the unwrapping, then first look at the amazing portrait.  A few photo’s so you can see the size and the expression on Laura’s face says it all :D   Click the thumbnails for larger view.

                                

The final three photo’s are of the portrait, the original photo in B&W for comparison and the origial color photo which was used as the ‘model’.  The photo was A4 size and to produce a portrait which is some 350% larger and with perfect detail is quite an accomplishment. 

It really is an awesome portrait, and we are both more than very pleased with it.  Thank you so very much Kim, it’s a superb piece of art, which will grace the walls proudly for generations to come

Now come on everyone, after reading this pay Kim a visit at both of her blogs, Laketrees and PoeARTica, you won’t be disappointed.

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Free PC Security Blog First Anniversary

My primary blog, Free PC Security, celebrates its first anniversary today.  What a year it has been too, having met so many superb bloggers and non-bloggers, it has proved to be very popular.

I have managed to gain the number 1 spot on Google Search for ‘Free PC Security‘ and and also in the top 10 for ‘PC Security‘ and ‘PC Security Free‘. This has far surpassed my expectations. 

I have gained a great deal of trust and respect for which I am very grateful and will continue to provide what I hope to be useful information, help and advice.

My thanks go to all of my readers, subscribers and visitors for making me feel so welcome in all of the areas in which I blog.

Thank You All