A Touch of Humor - Words Redefined
Posted by cotojo on February 19, 2008
Consciousness - the time between naps. Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn’t make the money you did.
Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Justice - a decision in your favor.
Paradox - two physicians.
Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
Flattery - an insult in gift wrapping.
Alimony - the cost of loving.
Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.
Oboe - An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.
Impeccable - having immunity to woodpeckers.
Diplomacy - The art of saying “nice doggy” until you can find a rock.
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
A born loser - Somebody who calls the telephone number that’s scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall — and his wife answers.
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February 19, 2008 at 2:23 pm
hahaha this is so true. i think there should be a dictionary of what words REALLY mean… or what they mean to MOST people. =) thanks for sharing, it definitely brought a chuckle this morning.
February 19, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Kris - Thank you so much for your visit and comment
We all need a giggle now and then LOL
Have a great day,
Colin
February 19, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Loved all the words but the last 2 most of all! lol! Nice one colin…tequila? Clink! Cheerio! God bless you my dear friend I sure needed some laughs today. Take Care!
February 19, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Lisa - Thank you my dear friend
It’s nice to play with words hahaha
Tequila? Definitely….a LARGE one LOL
Clink! Cheers!
God Bless and have a good night,
Colin
February 19, 2008 at 3:32 pm
LOL! Great list!
February 19, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Stacey - Thank you
Got to have a little bit of humor haven’t we LOL.
Take care my friend and have a wonderful day,
Colin
February 19, 2008 at 4:28 pm
hello colin, my first comment.
bigamist = which means fog in italian.
February 19, 2008 at 4:37 pm
PetMono - Thank you, and welcome to my humble blog
LOL I like the bigamist one too
Have a wonderful day,
Colin
February 19, 2008 at 4:42 pm
oh my gosh - those are hilarious. the oboe. oh my. thx for the giggle…paradox. HA! have a gr8 day, friend!
February 19, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Chuck - At least it raise a giggle LOL, I’m back to being bad hahaha
Have a gr8 day sweetie,
Colin
February 19, 2008 at 5:20 pm
“bigamist = which means fog in italian”
hahahah…PETMONO
foga in Italian means super-passion,
((((HUGS)))))
February 19, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Hanna - Egli è stato un ridere, se uno buono LOL
Speranza che stai bene il mio amore,
Mi piace il suono di ‘foga’
((((HUGS)))) & Baci
Colin
February 19, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Hey Colin,
I laughed a lot at this post: just amazingly funny!
Please allow me to share my faves:
“Court of law- the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners” lol
” Flattery - an insult in gift wrapping” I absolutely agree with this one LOL
“Capitalism - the survival of the fattest” LOL LOL LOL LOL this was a great one…
“Diplomacy - the art of saying “Nice doggy” until you can find a rock” LOL LOL LOL indeed…
“A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tell you what time it is, pockets the watch and send you the bills for it” LOL this is sick LOL
Too funny!
Cheers
February 19, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Max - Thank you sweet friend
I’m just bad hahahaha
Will have to post more often LOL
Have a wonderful day, at least you got something to smile about LOL
Take care,
Colin
February 19, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Thanks for making me laugh!
February 20, 2008 at 1:02 am
Alimony the cost of loving. Bwahahahahaha. Good ones.
You have been tagged with the http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/2008/02/mimis-message-in-bottle-meme.html.
February 20, 2008 at 4:50 am
great selection Colin and thanks for the laughs…
and I feel so sorry for the born loser :0
justice….right on
February 20, 2008 at 6:23 am
link added! thanksss :*
February 20, 2008 at 8:10 am
Hey CTJ!
tu sei sempre arrapato!!
ciao amore!
February 20, 2008 at 10:25 am
great thats awesomely true thanks for adding a great words and what they really mean in my vocabulary
February 20, 2008 at 11:27 am
Tammy - You’re welcome my friend
We all need a laugh at times don’t we LOL
Have a wonderful day,
Colin
February 20, 2008 at 11:29 am
Sandee - Glad you enjoyed it LOL
OMG Another meme hahaha…I will pop over soon and collect the details
Take care my friend and have a good day,
Colin
February 20, 2008 at 11:37 am
Kim - Glad you liked them
There are some that are really funny and also true LOL
have a wonderful day,
Colin
February 20, 2008 at 11:37 am
SweetRai - Thank you for adding them
Take care and have a great day,
Colin
February 20, 2008 at 11:41 am
Hanna - Ciao amore.
Mi ha sempre arrapato hahahaha, come se LOL
Hanno una splendida giornata e prendersi cura,
(((HUGS))) & baci
Colin
February 20, 2008 at 11:43 am
Bluedreamer - Good to see you my friend
Yes I think many of them are very true too LOL
Have a wonderful day,
Colin
February 20, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Hi Colin,
Hah Hah….yet some are very true. Great post.
Chris
February 20, 2008 at 1:41 pm
lol @ Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn’t make the money you did.
thanks for making me smile
February 20, 2008 at 2:35 pm
A Impeccable Paradox of healing humorous words
February 20, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Chris - Thank so much, it’s nice to play with words LOL
Have a wonderful day my dear friend,
Colin
February 20, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Lena - Thank so much
There are a few there that I really like LOL
Have a wonderful day my dear friend,
Colin
February 20, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Debbie - Thank so for your most kind words LOL
Have a great day my dear friend
Colin
May 9, 2008 at 4:06 pm
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