I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Remember my name – you’ll be screaming it later.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I’m a multi-tasker : I can talk and @iss you off at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
Don’t @iss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares?
I don’t believe in miracles…….I rely on them.
Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting.
I hate everybody, and you’re next.
Please don’t make me kill you.
And your point is . . .
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
They aren’t hot flashes, they’re power surges!
Of course I don’t look busy . . . I did it right the first time.
